"Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable." Tom DeLonge



 

"Welcome to Der Weinerschnitzel, may I take your order please?

Yeah I want:
two large cokes, two large fries
chili-cheese dog, large Doctor Pepper
super deluxe, with cheese and tomato 

you want bill sperm with that?

NO!" Descendents
 

BANDS:
blink-182
Descendents
Red  Hot Chili Peppers
Angels & Airwaves
The Clash
The Ramones
Boucing Souls
Screeching Weasel
The Adolescents
Stiff Little Fingers
The Cure
Radiohead
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