Ok!
Sono pazza!
IO (Narcissa): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Mi svegliai urlante
BELLA: ehi! Ma che ti è successo, Cissa???
IO: ho sognato che tu avevi la patente e
una bellissima auto pagata con la mia carta di credito babbana.
Mia sorella aveva una patente in mano ed
era la sua e io stavo seduta nel posto accanto al guidatore in una splendida
Ferrari con scritto sopra “pagata da Narcissa Malfoy con la carta di credito
babbana”
IO:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ricominciai a urlare
BELLA:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
con me anche mia sorella
LUCIUS:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
con lei anche mio marito
DRACO:
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con lui anche mio figlio e….
DOREMI:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
TRUNKS:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
NARUTO:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
CHOPPER:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
PUCCA:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
GARU:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
PUCCA: PERCHÉ HAI
CAMBIATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO????
GARU:
ERA TROPPO MONOTONA COME
COSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
RAGAZZI CANTERINI E BALLERINI:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
BUFFY:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
ANGEL:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
CALIMERO:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Cip!
VOLDEMORT:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AVADA KEDAVRAAAAAAAAA!!!!
WINNIE
DE POOH:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
LUCIA:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
HANON:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
RINA:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
BAUMIAU:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
REMUS:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Hic!
IO:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Mi risvegliai in un ospedale. Due
infermiere mi tenevano ferma
IO: dove mi trovo?
INFERMIERA: al San Mugo
IO: meno male. In che reparto?
INFERMIERA 2: malattie mentali.
IO: che?????
INFERMIERA 1: nel reparto malattie
mentali. Lei è pazza!
IO: NO! Io sono sana di mente è mia
sorella la pazza. Ha distrutto mezzo mondo compresa Hogwarts. La sua macchina
che era un Ferrari è andata a sbattere contro il platano picchiatore ed è
diventata una scatoletta di tonno. Io stavo andando al castello ma la macchina
divenuta una smart mi ha buttata sotto e poi mi avete trasportata qui. Non sono
io la malata di mente. Ascoltatemi per un solo istante!
Forse hanno ragione. Sono pazza
INFERMIERA 1: aggiungi altri
tranquillanti.
IO: no! no! vi prego ascoltatemi!!!
INFERMIERA2: non si preoccupi lei è sana
di mente, siamo noi le pazze. Non è così???
IO: finalmente qualcuno che mi capisce.
Si io sono sana di mente!!!!!
INFERMIERA1: certo ci crederò soltanto
quando vedrò una renna volante!
Dalla finestra si vede chopper che spicca
il volo
IO: eccola le vede???
INFERMIERA1: quello è un orsetto lavatore
mia cara signora
IO: no! è una renna! Chiedetecelo pure
INFERMIERA1: e va bene. Mi scusi ma lei è
una renna o un orsetto lavatore???
CHOPPER: un orsetto lavatore!!!
IO: brutto traditore!!!! Sei una
renna!!!!
CHOPPER: probabile!
INFERMIERA2: che le avevo detto. Signora
lo ammetta è pazza da legare!!!
IO: non sono pazza credetemi.
INFERMIERA 1: mi sono scocciata. Prendi i
tranquillanti!
IO: NO!
INFERMIERA 1: si
IO: NO!
INFERMIERA 1:SI
IO:NO
INFERMIERA 1:SI
IO:
NO
INFERMIERA 1:SI
IO:
NO
INFERMIERA 1:SI
IO:
NO
INFERMIERA 1: SI
IO:
NO
INFERMIERA 1: SI
IO: NO
INFERMIERA 1: SI
IO: NO
INFERMIERA 1: SI
IO:
NO
INFERMIERA 1:SI
IO:
NO
INFERMIERA
1:SI
IO:
NO
INFERMIERA 1: SI
IO: NO
INFERMIERA 1: SI
IO:
NO
INFERMIERA 1: SI
IO:
NO
INFERMIERA 1:SI
IO:
NO
INFERMIERA 1: SI
IO: NO
INFERMIERA 1: SI
IO:
NO
INFERMIERA 1: SI
IO:
NO
INFERMIERA 1: SI
IO:
SI
INFERMIERA 1:NO!
IO: ecco vede? Niente tranquillanti
INFERMIERA1: toh! Hai ragione!
IO: ecco vede? Non sono pazza
INFERMIERA2: invece lo sei! SEI
PAZZA! PAZZA!PAZZA! ! PAZZA!PAZZA!! PAZZA!PAZZA!! PAZZA!PAZZA!! PAZZA!PAZZA!!
PAZZA!PAZZA!! PAZZA!PAZZA!! PAZZA!PAZZA!! PAZZA!PAZZA!! PAZZA!PAZZA!
IO: ora mi so scocciata! Si sono pazza! Va
bene??? Sono pazza e ora mi so scocciata
di stare qua dentro! CHOPPER!!!!!Hi!Hi!HI!
Chopper trasformatasi in una mostruosa
renna si catapulta in camera e mi porta in salvo
IO:
non mi avrete mai viva.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
HI!hi!hi! HI!hi!hi! HI!hi!hi! HI!hi!hi! HI!hi!hi! HI!hi!hi! HI!hi!hi!
HI!hi!hi!
HI!hi!hi! HI!hi!hi! HI!hi!hi! HI!hi!hi! HI!hi!hi! HI!hi!hi! HI!hi!hi!
HI!hi!hi!
HI!hi!hi! HI!hi!hi! SONO
PAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
E così si conclude la mia storia. E si
sono pazza e sono pure assassina. Ho appena ucciso mia sorella, mio marito e
mio figlio. sono libera, libera, LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Finalmente!!!!!! Posso fare quel che
voglio. È molto facile farmi arrabbiare. Un solo commento su di me e sarò
già li ad uccidervi!! HI!!!!HI!HI!!!!!HI!HI!HI!HI!HI!HI! SONO LA NUOVA PADRONA
DEL MONDO! INGINOCCHIADEVI AI MIEI PIEDI!!!!! Governerò su questo insulso pianeta spietatamente insieme al mio fedelissimo amico
Chopper e alla mia Grassa, Grossa, Palla Di Pelo, Grassa E Affamata, cioè la mia perfida gatta! (quello sottolineato è
il nome della gatta che realmente esiste. Sarebbe il mio gatto. Bel nome eh???
ndAutrice) MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
FINE!
CREDO PER SEMPRE!
So cosa
starete pensando. "questa è letteralmente pazza!!!! " vi
do ragione! è del tutto priva di senso e demenziale!!!! mi
è uscita così! non avevo nulla da fare dopo aver battuto
il mio record personale cioè quello di leggermi 450 pagine in 3
giorni. Non so ancora come abbia fatto. Certo che queando un libro ti
prende ti prende, eh??? Ma che dirvi "twilight"è una
meraviglia!!!! ripassiamo al mio commento della storia. Povera
Narcissa!!!! ke brutta fine ha fatto! Anzi che brutta fine le ho fatto
fare! purina!!! Mah! che dirvi?? Sono letteralmente pazza!!!!!
Spero che vi sia piaciuta e che commentiate!!!!!!! Ringrazio coloro che
leggono e commentano le altre mie storie. Ringrazio Star Petal
per aver commentato. Finalmente una ragazza campana come me!!!!!!!!!!
che bello!!! chi sa di quale parde della Campania abita. Mah!!!! ora vi
lascio!! la mia mente perfida sta lavorando a un'altra fan fiction
senza senso.
He! He!
Un bacione a tutti quelli che la leggono e che mi faranno il piacere di commentare questa demenzialità di fitc
Un bacio
Jamie