"See it all started back in 1492 with this tea party in Boston, king George -or maybe it was king Norman-- Anyway: the british were trying to make the colonist drink all this tea, but they were like dude no way! We're sick of nasty old tea and your crumby english muffins.
So we decided revolution!"
"Where did you learn history? A cereal box?"
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[Hazel & Rose]