18/08/2012
7 recensioniUna normale (si fa per dire) giornata all’insegna del… Karaoke ?
Quando si staccarono erano rossi come i capelli di Sasori.
-Tecnicamente il mio sogno sei tu- disse, lasciando che il suo sguardo andasse a posarsi su quello della ragazza.
Seikirei si svegliò con un sonoro ‘’Miao’’ seguito da un ‘’buongiorno’’ detto da… una voce maschile ?!
Si voltò di scatto e si ritrovò la faccia tutta sorridente di Obito a un centimetro dal naso.
La sua reazione non fu affatto carina. Nel girò di 5 secondi lui aveva il naso rotto e lei era dall'altra parte della stanza. Gli puntò addosso il dito accusatore.
-Non-farlo-MAI-PIU'!- le mancava il fiato.
-Buongiorno !!- Seiki entrò in cucina saltellando
-Bene, ho una missione per te-
-Serio come sempre signor capo- si mise a fare un saluto militare scodinzolando e con lo orecchie drizzate
-Ci andrai con Obito- disse, ignorando le bambinate della ragazza
-E perché ?- domandò lei, sedendosi di fronte a Deidare e sorseggiando del caffè
-Perché entrambi non avete un team-
sputò tutta la bevanda in faccia al biondo
-PERCHE’ ?!- chiese il ragazzo, sull’orlo di una crisi di nervi
-Devo farmi una doccia !- ululò la ragazza, schizzando nel bagno.
Obito si alzò dal letto massaggiandosi il naso. Quella ragazza aveva un pugno micidiale !
-Devo farmi una doccia- sospirò il moro, dirigendosi in bagno
Seikirei si levò la mini-vestaglia da notte prestatale da Konan e si lanciò nella cabina-doccia.
Aprì il getto d’acqua fredda, prese un bagnoschiuma e lo usò a mò di microfono e iniziò a cantare
[ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyGRE2VUmQ0 ]
-My love's a revolver
My love's a revolver
Oops, I guess I shot ya, my finger's on the trigger
I had a bullet with your name on it, click-click
I'm a sex pistol, my love should be illegal
Real deal, baby, I'm no counterfeit, click-click
Line 'em up, knock 'em down
If looks could kill, e-o-e-o
My body's fully loaded
And I've got more ammo
Line 'em up, knock 'em down
If looks could kill, e-o-e-o
You're an accessory to murder, 'cause
My love's a revolver, my sex is a killer
Do you wanna die happy?
My love's a revolver, my sex is a killer
Do you wanna die happy?
I let it bang, bang
You've been hit by a smooth criminal, a bad girl
I gotcha crying to your mama, saying I can't believe it
I've seen your type, bring a knife into a gun fight
Caught up in the law right, I think I'm in love right
I let it bang, bang
I shoot 'em bang, bang
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's the baddest of them all?
I shoot 'em bang, bang
I line 'em up and watch them fall
Bang, the shooter name is Wayne
The victim didn't complain
She just screamed, shoot again
I gave her extra rounds
My barrel twist around
I am Mr. Shoot 'em down
I leave hearts on the ground
My love is a weapon
And yes, I use it well
Then I let the rose petals
Cover up the bullet shell
I never shoot and tell
I only shoot to kill
And that vest ain't gonna help ya
Even if it's made of steel
My love is a revolver
I let it bang, bang
I shoot 'em bang, bang
I line 'em up and watch them fall
I shoot 'em bang, bang
I line 'em up and watch them fall
Do you wanna die happy?
Do you wanna die... happy?-
Uscì dalla doccia e si portò due dita a mo di pistola vicino al viso, soffiando del fumo immaginario.
-Wow-
Si voltò di scatto e si trovò l’intera akatsuki difronte, abbassò lo sguardo sul suo corpo e urlò.
-MANIACI USCITE SUBITO !!- si chiuse la porta alle spalle e notò una figura affianco a sé.
-Dovrei farmi la doccia- disse il moro, porgendo un asciugamano alla compagna di team.
Seikirei svenne.
intanto in un posto sconosciuto nel mondo…
-Signore le dispiacerebbe indicarmi la via per il covo dell’Akatsuki ?-
-Itachi… STAI PARLANDO CON UN LAMPIONE !-
-Uh ! E da quando i criceti sono così grandi ?- domandò il moro, al presunto ‘signore’
Tornando al covo dopo che Obito si fece la tanto attesa doccia e dopo che Seikirei si riprese…
-Che facciamo ?- domandò Deidara, afflosciandosi sul divano
-Ho un’idea !- in quel momento entrò sparato nel soggiorno un Obito trionfante con in braccio una imbronciata Seikirei
-Cosa vuoi fare ?- chiese Kisame rientrando dalla missione
-Kisame, dov’è Itachi ?- domandò Kakuzu, senza staccare gli occhi dai suoi amati ryo
-Voleva entrare dalla fin…- il pesciolone non finì la frase, che si ritrovò addosso un moro melodrammatico
-Mi hanno tagliato un pezzo del codino- piagnucolò l’Uchiha, tastando l’aria per capire dove si trovasse
-Cooomunque… Cosa hai in mente, Obito ?- chiese Konan, abbracciando il suo adorato Pain
-Karaoke !- ululò il moro, cacciando dal nulla uno stereo di ultima generazione
-Aaaaa !- in quel momento partì un cuore a Kakuzu
-Va bene !- urlarono in coro tutti, tranne Kazu (oramai in fin di morte) e Zetsu
-Chi inizia ?- domandò l’azzurra, non aspettò risposta e si alzò dal divano –Se insistete così tanto, inizierò io-
-MUSICA !- urlò Pain, mettendosi all’ascolto della ragazza.
La musica partì e il capo incrociò le dita
-Fa che sia una canzone di Britney Spears…-
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5m1enOt0OQ]
- Oh baby, baby
How was I supposed to know
That something wasn’t right yeah
Oh baby baby
I shouldn’t have let you go
And now you’re out of sight, yeah
Show me, how you want it to be
Tell me baby ’cause I need to know now what we’ve got
My loneliness is killing me (And I)
I must confess, I still believe (Still believe)
When I’m not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
Oh baby, baby
The reason I breathe is you
Boy you got me blinded
Oh baby baby
There’s nothing that I wouldn’t do
That’s not the way I planned it
Show me how you want it to be
Tell me baby ’cause I need to know now,
Ooh because
My loneliness is killing me (And I)
I must confess, I still believe (Still believe)
When I’m not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
Oh baby, baby (3x)
How was I supposed to know
Oh pretty baby, I shouldn’t have let you go
I must confess, that my loneliness
Is killing me now
Don’t you know I still believe
That you will be here
And give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
My loneliness is killing me (And I)
I must confess, I still believe (Still believe)
When I’m not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time.
My loneliness is killing me (And I)
I must confess, I still believe (Still believe)
When I’m not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time-
Finita la canzone Pain applaudì e si portò Konan chissà dove… (0//////0)
Toccò a Hidan.
Si mise di spalle e la musica partì…
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckKCBRxN2J0]
-Give me a second i
i need to get my story straight
my friends are in the bathroom
getting higher than the empire state
my lover she’s waiting for me
just across the bar
my seats been taken by some sunglasses
asking ’bout a scar
and i know i gave it to you months ago
i know you’re trying to forget
but between the drinks and subtle things
the holes in my apologies
you know i’m trying hard to take it back
so if by the time the bar closes
Quinn Fabray and Sam Evans
and you feel like falling down
i’ll carry you home
tonight
we are young
so let’s set the world on fire
we can burn brighter
than the sun
tonight
we are young
so let’s set the world on fire
we can burn brighter
than the sun
and i know that i’m not
all that you got
i guess that i
i just thought maybe we could find a ways to fall apart
but our friends in back
so let’s raise a toast
cause i found someone to carry me home
tonight
we are young
so let’s the set the world on fire
we can burn brighter
than the sun
tonight
we are young
so let’s set the world on fire
we can burn brighter
than the sun
carry me home tonight
just carry me home tonight
carry me home tonight
just carry me home tonight
the moon is on my side
i have no reason to run
so will someone come and carry me home tonight
the angels never arrived
but i can hear the choir
so will someone come and carry me home
tonight
we are young
so let’s set the world on fire
we can burn brighter
than the sun
tonight
we are young
so let’s set the world on fire
we can burn brighter
than the sun
so if by the time the bar closes
and you feel like falling down
i’ll carry you home tonight-
Tutti rimasero a bocca aperta per qualche istante, poi applaudirono.
Toccò a Deidara
La musica partì
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZILNd2UO8_4]
- When I walk on by, girls be looking like damn he fly
I pay to the beat, walking on the street with in my new lafreak, yeah
This is how I roll, animal print, pants out control,
It’s real fool with the big afro
They like bruce lee rock at the club
Girl look at that body
I work out
Girl look at that body
I work out
When I walk in the spot, this is what I see
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain’t afraid to show it
I’m sexy and I know it
When I’m at the moss, purity just can’t fight them up
When I’m at the beach, I’m in a speedo trying to tan my cheeks
This is how I roll, come on ladies it’s time to go
We hit it to the bar, baby don’t be nervous
No shows, no shirt, and I still get serviced
Girl look at that body
I work out
Girl look at that body
I work out
When I walk in the spot, this is what I see
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain’t afraid to show it
I’m sexy and I know it
I’m SEXY AND I KNOW IT…
Girl look at that body
I work out
Girl look at that body
I work out-
E mentre Seikirei scoppiò a ridere, si avvicinò al microfono Sasori
Non ci fu musica.
-Sono una marionetta, Ia Ia Oh
Sono una marionetta Ia Ia Oh-
Lanciò il microfono in aria e si diresse verso la sua camera, tra le risate generali.
Poi si avviò al microfono Obito, lo prese e sospirò pesantemente
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGybVfYGX3I]
-Much as you blame yourself, you can't be blamed for the way you feel
Had no example of a love, that was even remotely real
How can you understand something that you never had
Ooh baby if you let me, I can help you out with all of that
Girl let me love you
And I will love you
Until you learn to love yourself
Girl let me love you
And all your trouble
Don't be afraid, girl let me help
Girl let me love you
And I will love you
Until you learn to love yourself
Girl let me love you
A heart of numbness, gets brought to life
I'll take you there
Girl let me love you
Girl let me love you baby, oh
Girl let me love yo
Girl let me love you baby
Girl let me love you
Let me love you, let me love you, oh
I can see the pain behind your eyes
It's been there for quite a while
I just wanna be the one to remind what it is to smile
I would like to show you what true love can really do
Girl let me love you
And I will love you
Until you learn to love yourself
Girl let me love you
And all your trouble
Don't be afraid, girl let me help
Girl let me love you
And I will love you
Until you learn to love yourself
Girl let me love you
A heart of numbness, gets brought to life
I'll take you there
Girl let me love you baby
Girl let me love you
Let me love you, let me love you baby
Girl let me love you
Girl let me love you baby
Girl let me love you
Let me love you, girl let me love you baby
For every heart that beats
For every heart that beats
For every heart that beats, heart that beats...
Girl let me love you
And I will love you
Until you learn to love yourself
Girl let me love you
And all your trouble
Don't be afraid, girl let me help
Girl let me love you
And I will love you
Until you learn to love yourself
Girl let me love you
A heart of numbness, gets brought to life
I'll take you there
Girl let me love you
Let me love you baby, love you baby
Girl let me love you
Let me love you baby, love you baby-
Dire che tutti lo guardavano ad occhi spalancati era dire poco.
Fu il turno di Seikirei….
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BYpEFmVZmw]
-My heart’s a stereo
It beats for your, so listen close
Hear my thoughts in every note
Make me your radio
Turn me up when you feel low
This melody was meant for you
Just sing along to my stereo
If I was just another dusty record on the shelf,
Would you blow me off and play me like everybody else?
If I asked you to scratch my back could you handle that?
Like yikky yea Travie I can handle that,
Further more I apologize for any skipping tracks,
It’s just the last girl that played me left a couple tracks,
I used to used to used to now I’m over that,
Cause holding grudges over love is ancient artifacts,
If I could only find the note to make you understand,
I’d sing it softly in your ear and grab you by the hand,
Keep it stuck inside your head like your favorite tune,
And know my heart’s a stereo that only plays for you
My heart’s a stereo,
It beats for you so listen close,
Hear my thoughts in every note,
Make me your radio
Turn me up when you feel low
This melody was meant for you
Just sing along to my stereo
Oh oh oh oh, Oh oh oh
To my stereo
Oh oh oh oh,
So sing along to my stereo
(let’s go!)
If I was an old school 50 pound boom box,
Would you hold me on your shoulder wherever you walk?
Would you turn my volume up in front of the cops?
And crank it higher when they told you to stop?
And all I ask is that you don’t get mad at me,
When you have to purchase mad D Batteries,
Appreciate every mix tape your friends made,
You never know we come and go like on the interstate,
I think I finally found the note to make you understand,
If you can hear then sing a long and take you by the hand,
Just keep it stuck inside your head like your favorite tune,
And know my heart’s a stereo that only plays for you
My heart’s a stereo,
It beats for you so listen close,
Hear my thoughts in every note,
Make me your radio
Turn me up when you feel low
This melody was meant for you
Just sing along to my stereo
Oh oh oh oh, Oh oh oh
To my stereo
Oh oh oh oh,
So sing along to my stereo
I only pray you never leave me behind,
(never leave me)
Because good music can be so hard to find,
(so hard to find)
I’ll take your head and hold it closer to mine,
(yeah)
Thought love was dead but now you’re changing my mind…
My heart’s a stereo,
It beats for you so listen close,
Hear my thoughts in every note,
Make me your radio
Turn me up when you feel low
This melody was meant for you
Just sing along to my stereo
Oh oh oh oh, Oh oh oh
To my stereo
Oh oh oh oh,
So sing along to my stereo-
E qui quasi tutti I membri dell’akatsuki svennero.
Obito si avvicinò a Seikirei e la riprese in braccio in stile principessa.
-Cosa c’è ora ? Ho cantato, come volevi tu- sbuffò la gattina, ma il moro se la portò comunque via.
-Troppi sguardi indiscreti- sbuffò l’altro, mentre tutti i ragazzi dell’organizzazione fissavano maliziosamente la ragazza.
-Forse hai ragione- pigolò la mora, abbassando le orecchie e facendosi più piccola tra le braccia del compagno di team.
Angolo dell’autrice che compie gli anni (mi aspetto degli auguri u.u)
Salvee !! Ed ecco il capitolo sonoro (oggi ho finito di guardare Glee, mi sentivo in vena di songs)
Piaciuta l’idea ? ^^
Vi lascio, vado a festeggiare IL MIO COMPLEANNO… Yahoooo !!
Bene, vi lascio in pace u.u
Bacioni, Cateriina ^w^